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Darren (Vocals)
Past Musical Influences: The Clash,The Sex Pistols,The Damned & The Meteors
Present Musical Influences: The Kings Of Leon, The Strokes, The Subways & The Others
Career Highlights: Being told by Captain Sensible "your an ugly bastard"
Lookalike: Lesley Crouthers arse piece.
Would Most Like To Meet: Mouse, Rags and Julie King.
Ambition: To pull the groupies like we used to
Gez (Guitar & Backing Vocals)
Past Musical Influences: Jim Reeves, Motorhead, loads of other stuff
Present Musical Influences: None/Anything
Korea highlights: The DMZ and kalbi
Lookalike: Second hand personality in someone else's name
Would Most Like To Meet: Nobody in particular
Ambition: If moonshine don't kill me I'll live til I die
Stuart (Bass)
Past Musical Influences: The Stranglers, The Damned, The Cult & New Model Army
Present Musical Influences: The Killers, The Chemical Brothers, New Order & Caesars
Career Highlights: Playing with something that makes a sound for a change
Lookalike: Mick Jagger on a good day
Would Most Like To Meet: Bored female lottery winner
Ambition: To pull the groupies like we used to
Russell (Drums)
Past Musical Influences: The Clash, Anti Nowhere League, King Kurt & Stray Cats
Present Musical Influences: The Killers, Keane, The Strokes & New Order
Career Highlights: Stroking a cymbal instead of myself
Lookalike: Animal from the Muppet Show
Would Most Like To Meet: First woman I had sex with at, a tender age of 13
Ambition: To pull the groupies like we used to
Natalie (Backing Vocals)
Past Musical Influences: Foo Fighters. Slipknot, Nirvana & System Of The Down
Present Musical Influences: The Subways & The Others
Career Highlights: Collapsing after first gig and going home in a wheelchair
Lookalike: Kelly Brook
Would Most Like To Meet: Nobody
Ambition: To pull the groupies like we used to